Field guide No. 216
Overtime for the ocean
The waves are fan-made.
An old electric fan stands on a moonlit beach, blowing neat straight rows of waves out to sea. The tide clocked off hours ago.
Field noteFans make wind and wind makes waves. Neat rows to the horizon is the overtime physics won’t pay.
Also possible, also breaking physics
The weight of SundayEars long enough to cross the floor are breeding gone too far. Basset owners won’t be surprised.
Seasonal twistSnow on the peaks and blossom in the valley happen in any alpine May. The hovering pretzel does not.
Between floorsA stair can be built in a loop; walking it is the problem. Engineers would allow it, feet would not.
An inconvenient angleBaths can be mounted on walls. The water staying in is what the plumbers dispute.