Field guide No. 237
The empty parade
The boots went ahead anyway.
A long line of shiny red boots marches in single file along a wet cobbled bridge toward old spires, with nobody wearing them. The route was already booked.
Field noteBoots walking unworn is a motor problem, not a contradiction. Footwear has simply gone freelance.
Also possible, also breaking physics
Wandering crosswalk stripesPaint leaving the road is an adhesion failure with initiative. Nothing in it contradicts itself.
Desert driftJellyfish are real and so are clouds. One should not be the size or altitude of the other.
A small matter of gravityIrons do not hover or sift. That is a complaint for physics; logic signed off long ago.
The patient needleSteel does not root. Biology has turned down this application several times.
