Field guide No. 237

A long line of shiny red boots marches in single file along a wet cobbled bridge toward old spires, with nobody wearing them. The route was already booked.

The empty parade

The boots went ahead anyway.

A long line of shiny red boots marches in single file along a wet cobbled bridge toward old spires, with nobody wearing them. The route was already booked.

Field noteBoots walking unworn is a motor problem, not a contradiction. Footwear has simply gone freelance.

Specimen
No. 237
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A wet cobbled bridge toward old spires.
Nearest existing relative
Red boots, in single file.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Spaces

Also possible, also breaking physics