Field guide No. 1496

A picnic table at night carries a slab of snow browned and blistered around its rim like a baked crust. It came out of the oven a while ago and nobody has cut it.

Still warm

Snow, toasted at the edges

A picnic table at night carries a slab of snow browned and blistered around its rim like a baked crust. It came out of the oven a while ago and nobody has cut it.

Field noteSnow browning at the rim means heat from below, enough to scorch and too little to melt anything.

Specimen
No. 1496
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A park picnic table, after dark in deep winter.
Nearest existing relative
A meringue.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Objects

Also possible, also breaking physics