Field guide No. 558

An open gold locket on a polished dressing table holds a floodlit stadium mid-match, the crowd on its feet in the stands. The other half of the locket is empty, waiting for a second fixture.

Home advantage

Kept close to the heart.

An open gold locket on a polished dressing table holds a floodlit stadium mid-match, the crowd on its feet in the stands. The other half of the locket is empty, waiting for a second fixture.

Field noteA floodlit stadium and its crowd cannot fit in a locket. This one holds the match in full.

Specimen
No. 558
Kind
Impossible (the round square kind)
Breaks
Scale
Where it doesn’t exist
A polished dressing table.
Nearest existing relative
A locket.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Objects

Also impossible, also breaking scale