Field guide No. 344

On a mossy bank in a damp forest, golden chanterelle mushrooms pour water out of their gills in thin falls, running off into a stream. They are mostly gills now.

Chanterelle gills become waterfalls

The forest floor has plumbing.

On a mossy bank in a damp forest, golden chanterelle mushrooms pour water out of their gills in thin falls, running off into a stream. They are mostly gills now.

Field noteGills drop spores, quietly. Pouring water in falls is a spring’s job.

Specimen
No. 344
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A mossy forest bank.
Nearest existing relative
A chanterelle.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics