Field guide No. 260

On a wet country road the white zebra-crossing stripes peel away from the tarmac and ripple off across a green field toward the trees. Pedestrians may have to follow them.

Wandering crosswalk stripes

Crossing somewhere else entirely.

On a wet country road the white zebra-crossing stripes peel away from the tarmac and ripple off across a green field toward the trees. Pedestrians may have to follow them.

Field notePaint leaving the road is an adhesion failure with initiative. Nothing in it contradicts itself.

Specimen
No. 260
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A wet country road beside a green field.
Nearest existing relative
A zebra crossing.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics