Field guide No. 017
Spore sounds
Strictly analogue.
A cluster of pink oyster mushrooms grows out of the middle of a spinning record. The bass is very earthy.
Field noteMushrooms will fruit on stranger substrates than vinyl. Not at thirty-three revolutions, though.
Also possible, also breaking physics
The patient needleSteel does not root. Biology has turned down this application several times.
Pearly teeth in a purple figFruit growing dentition is biology going off-script. Dentists would cope; botanists less so.
Desert driftJellyfish are real and so are clouds. One should not be the size or altitude of the other.
A small matter of gravityIrons do not hover or sift. That is a complaint for physics; logic signed off long ago.