Field guide No. 018
Chance of showers
Waterproof, technically.
A clear glass rain boot holds its own little thunderstorm on a sunny terrace. Forecast: extremely local.
Field noteWeather small enough for a boot has stopped being a storm. The boot insists otherwise.
- Specimen
- No. 018
- Genus
- Generated
- Kind
- Impossible (the round square kind)
- Where it doesn’t exist
- A sunny terrace, under one very local cloud.
- Nearest existing relative
- A rain boot.
- Filed in Fresh slop as
- Objects
Also impossible, also breaking scale
Into the matchwoodsForests are larger than matchboxes, as a rule this specimen breaks and keeps.
Minor disruptionVolcanoes are what mountains do. A traffic cone has no room for a mountain.
Cold side of the pillowAn ice cave runs deeper than the pillow it opens from. Bigger inside than out, and colder.
The listening dunesA horn holds sound, not the universe it is playing. This one holds both, which is too much.