Field guide No. 449
Galloping piano across salt flats
Moving pianos, self-service.
An old upright piano gallops across a white salt flat on four wooden legs, kicking up dust and shedding keys. It is leaving, and nobody is following.
Field notePianos have legs for standing on. This one has worked out the other use.
Also possible, also breaking category
Room to expandBellows-shaped buildings are a structural engineer’s problem, not a philosopher’s.
The unnecessary handleFurniture fittings on fruit are bad carpentry, not bad logic. The linen folded itself nicely, though.
Bison grazing the dawn fogFog is weather, not fodder. A herd treating it as grass is a menu error, not a paradox.
Ants stitch a cracked boulderAnts do carry and build. Sewing granite shut with grass is a tailor’s job at a quarry’s scale.