Field guide No. 1557
Early arrival
The pumpkin planted itself
A rotting orange pumpkin lies in wet weeds with seedlings sprouting out of holes all over its skin. It skipped the middleman.
Field notePumpkin seeds usually wait for spring soil; these sprouted through the rind while it rots.
Also possible, also breaking nothing
The weight of a whisperAny trumpeter with a pillow could manage this by lunchtime. Nobody has, which is the only thing wrong.
Black snow, orange fireSnow can fall around a fire without contradicting itself. It is a poor place to camp.
The hinged ochre wallA freestanding ochre wall opens on large dark hinges. The architecture has left the room.
The impossible boundary lineCourt markings are only paint, and paint climbs walls happily; the referee is who would object.