Field guide No. 546

A bare copy room with a photocopier, a grey recycling bin and a wrapped ream of paper has a log fire burning on the floor in the middle, no hearth and no smoke. Toner, but make it cosy.

Copies and kindling

Facilities: fire, photocopier.

A bare copy room with a photocopier, a grey recycling bin and a wrapped ream of paper has a log fire burning on the floor in the middle, no hearth and no smoke. Toner, but make it cosy.

Field noteFires need a hearth and make smoke. This one burns on a copy room’s bare floor and makes none.

Specimen
No. 546
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A bare office copy room.
Nearest existing relative
A campfire.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Spaces

Also possible, also breaking physics