Field guide No. 639

A single cabbage leaf as big as the pitch lies over an empty football stadium, its edges curling up over the stands. The groundsman has been told it’s a cover.

Colossal cabbage leaf in empty stadium

Pitch covered.

A single cabbage leaf as big as the pitch lies over an empty football stadium, its edges curling up over the stands. The groundsman has been told it’s a cover.

Field noteCabbage leaves are a hand wide. One the size of a pitch is still just a leaf, laid over the grass like a groundsheet.

Specimen
No. 639
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Scale
Where it doesn’t exist
An empty stadium, grey sky.
Nearest existing relative
A cabbage leaf.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Spaces

Also possible, also breaking scale