Field guide No. 961
Bottomless fitted sheet
The bed has no bottom
A white sheet stretches from four points into a hole in a lawn. The bed has lost its bottom.
Field noteA fitted sheet stretches over a hole in a lawn. The bed has misplaced its bottom.
- Specimen
- No. 961
- Genus
- Generated
- Kind
- Impossible (the round square kind)
- Breaks
- Category
- Where it doesn’t exist
- A green lawn with a dark opening.
- Nearest existing relative
- A fitted sheet.
- Filed in Fresh slop as
- Surreal
Also impossible, also breaking category
Noonlight trapped behind the fire doorMidday light is held behind glass like a stored object, while the corridor on this side stays at night.
The missing beamA beam of light is light. Solid enough to lift a chunk out and leave it on a seat, it’s also not.
Night moth with sky filled holesHoles should show the wall behind. These open onto a sunny day, while the moth sits in the night.
Abandoned boot biting a mooring ropeA boot with teeth and an appetite is footwear doing a creature’s job.