Field guide No. 432

A brown bear in a meadow at dusk sneezes out a huge cloud of dandelion seeds, eyes squeezed shut. It was the dandelions’ fault, but now it’s everyone’s.

Bear’s dandelion sneeze at dusk

Hay fever, large format.

A brown bear in a meadow at dusk sneezes out a huge cloud of dandelion seeds, eyes squeezed shut. It was the dandelions’ fault, but now it’s everyone’s.

Field noteBears do sneeze. They don’t exhale a field’s worth of dandelion seed, however long they’ve been sniffing.

Specimen
No. 432
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A meadow at dusk.
Nearest existing relative
A brown bear.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics