Field guide No. 830

A white cow stands in a green field, with thick grass growing in patches across its body. The lawn has found a very mobile mower.

A cow with living grass spots

A pasture with its own coat

A white cow stands in a green field, with thick grass growing in patches across its body. The lawn has found a very mobile mower.

Field noteGrass growing from a cow’s coat is biology taking liberties. Nothing in the picture contradicts itself.

Specimen
No. 830
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A green pasture after rain.
Nearest existing relative
A dairy cow.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics