Field guide No. 250
Sardines above the drained pool
Swimming, technically.
A shoal of silver sardines swims through the air of an empty, tiled indoor pool, lit by one wall lamp. Nobody told them about the water.
Field noteFish breathing air is a biology problem. The pool, at least, is accurately empty.
Also possible, also breaking physics
Spore soundsMushrooms will fruit on stranger substrates than vinyl. Not at thirty-three revolutions, though.
The radish airshipBalloons are round and ride under baskets. Radishes are round and heavy, and should not.
Private weatherSmall sparks are allowed; static manages them daily. Inside a snail shell they are merely misplaced.
Escaping grooves on plasterGrooves are just shaped vinyl; lifting off makes them loose shaped vinyl. Odd, consistent.