Field guide No. 759

A black umbrella lies on its side in a dust storm, holding open a long clear tunnel of calm air through the blowing sand. Bring a book.

Umbrella carves a calm desert tunnel

Fair weather, by appointment.

A black umbrella lies on its side in a dust storm, holding open a long clear tunnel of calm air through the blowing sand. Bring a book.

Field noteUmbrellas keep weather off. Keeping off a sandstorm for a hundred yards is only a very good umbrella.

Specimen
No. 759
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A desert flat in a dust storm.
Nearest existing relative
A black umbrella.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics