Field guide No. 1230

An empty tiled swimming hall has a deep end filled to the brim with black and white static, edged by a ladder and a diving board. The lifeguard has been told not to dive in.

The static filled deep end

Fully booked, nothing in it.

An empty tiled swimming hall has a deep end filled to the brim with black and white static, edged by a ladder and a diving board. The lifeguard has been told not to dive in.

Field noteA pool brimful of black and white static. The tiles, ladder and board all hold; the water is what is missing.

Specimen
No. 1230
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Material
Where it doesn’t exist
Tiled halls, where the deep end holds water
Nearest existing relative
a swimming pool beside a TV set.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking material