Field guide No. 1506
Suspended velvet seats in an empty cinema
Every seat is the back row.
Rows of red velvet cinema seats perch on tall, wavering iron legs, high above a polished floor and a blank screen. Everyone gets a good view, and nobody can get up to it.
Field noteVelvet perches on iron legs this long would sway badly, but chairs on stilts are only ambitious furniture.
Also possible, also breaking scale
Night shift hangerCoat hangers hold coats. This lighthouse-sized one keeps a lamp in its hook at the end of a pier.
Canyon in the grooveA deep jagged canyon cuts across a vinyl record’s grooves. It skips, but at geological scale.
Dew courseModel boats and model rowers are an established hobby. The leaf is merely large.
The pincushion wetlandsStilt houses need stilts; pins are stilts with a point. Herons do not ask about zoning.