Field guide No. 1499
Storm clouds in a pea pod
Weather, shelled.
A split green pea pod on black slate holding four grey storm clouds where the peas should be, one raining. Pick before the rain.
Field notePeas swapped for whole storm clouds, each one larger than any pod could carry, and one rains.
- Specimen
- No. 1499
- Genus
- Generated
- Kind
- Impossible (the round square kind)
- Breaks
- Scale
- Where it doesn’t exist
- A black slate board in a cold kitchen.
- Nearest existing relative
- A runner bean.
- Filed in Fresh slop as
- Objects
Also impossible, also breaking scale
Peak espressoMountain ranges with ski lifts outsize their crockery. This cup is holding one anyway.
The quiet spin cycleA galaxy, by definition, does not fit behind a porthole. On delicates, it does.
Asphalt puddles into deep spaceA pothole a foot deep with a galaxy in it is bigger inside than out. The tarmac contradicts itself.
Nest of the stretched branchNest cup drops into a dark funnel far deeper than the fork can hold.
