Field guide No. 476
Still burning beneath the water
Campfire, submerged.
Underwater on a pebbly riverbed, a stack of logs burns with ordinary orange flames, bubbles rising past them. Nobody has told it.
Field noteWater puts out fires, as its main use. This one burns steadily at the bottom of a river.
Also possible, also breaking physics
Municipal shade in a sunlit plazaStreet lamps are there to get rid of the night. These dispense it in cones, for anyone who wants a sit.
School attractionSardines contain iron, though not enough to bother a magnet. Physics declines; logic shrugs.
A question of balanceSmall hippos exist and teacups exist. The cups surviving is the only unlikely part.
Candlelit stag in rainy forestCandle flames go out in the rain. These antlers keep theirs lit regardless.