Field guide No. 712

A golden croissant scuttles across a dark, flour-dusted floor on ten jointed orange legs, leaving crumbs in its wake. Breakfast has made other plans.

Scuttling croissant on tiny orange legs

Fresh, and getting away.

A golden croissant scuttles across a dark, flour-dusted floor on ten jointed orange legs, leaving crumbs in its wake. Breakfast has made other plans.

Field notePastry with a crab’s legs, which is a dish nobody ordered. It has no trouble walking off.

Specimen
No. 712
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Category
Where it doesn’t exist
A bakery floor, flour everywhere.
Nearest existing relative
A croissant.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking category