Field guide No. 874

A heavy clothes iron floats among rolling Atlantic waves beside a wooden dock. The laundry can wait until the sea is done.

Ironing the atlantic waves

The iron has gone swimming

A heavy clothes iron floats among rolling Atlantic waves beside a wooden dock. The laundry can wait until the sea is done.

Field noteA clothes iron bobs among ocean waves beside a dock. The laundry is not getting any drier.

Specimen
No. 874
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Nothing
Where it doesn’t exist
A wooden dock in rough water.
Nearest existing relative
A steam iron.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Objects

Also possible, also breaking nothing