Field guide No. 297
Burgundy sneakers and a tangled lace web
Laced together, permanently.
A pair of worn burgundy sneakers on a balcony, their laces stretched out between them into a full spider web across the railings. Nobody is untying this.
Field noteLaces spun into a web is a job for a spider, done by shoes. Odd, not impossible.
Also possible, also breaking category
Zebra stripes slip to the groundMarkings sliding off like loose tape: hide doesn’t work that way, though nothing here contradicts itself.
Brass thrillsHorns are coiled tubing and so are coasters. One only needed seatbelts to become the other.
Spool ferryAnything that floats can ferry. Wood floats; the spool merely kept its thread.
Shopping cart on snail wheelsSnails as castors is a design choice, a poor one. Nothing about it contradicts itself.