Field guide No. 427
Angular shiver across a woodland pond
Water with goosebumps.
The surface of a leaf-strewn woodland pond stands up in hundreds of sharp little peaks, like stiff plastic film. It is cold, or it is nervous.
Field noteRipples are round because water is. These come to points and stay there.
Also possible, also breaking physics
The weight of SundayEars long enough to cross the floor are breeding gone too far. Basset owners won’t be surprised.
Bear’s dandelion sneeze at duskBears do sneeze. They don’t exhale a field’s worth of dandelion seed, however long they’ve been sniffing.
Rain erases the steppeRain normally wets the ground. On this steppe it removes it, leaving blank white where the land was.
The chair that wasn'tDust does hang in sunbeams. Sitting it into furniture is physics overstepping, gently.