Field guide No. 1514

A giraffe stands on orange dirt at low sun, and its long shadow has a short, stubby neck. One of the pair drew the short straw.

The short straw

Its shadow got the short neck

A giraffe stands on orange dirt at low sun, and its long shadow has a short, stubby neck. One of the pair drew the short straw.

Field noteLow sun should stretch a giraffe’s neck across the ground; this shadow got the neck of a pony.

Specimen
No. 1514
Kind
Impossible (the round square kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
Open red dirt at sundown, no trees to browse.
Nearest existing relative
A long evening shadow.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also impossible, also breaking physics