Field guide No. 920

A violin bows into a long, uneven wave while its strings remain taut. The instrument has developed stage fright in a very specific direction.

Straight strings, warped violin

The strings stay straight; the body doesn't

A violin bows into a long, uneven wave while its strings remain taut. The instrument has developed stage fright in a very specific direction.

Field noteA violin’s body bends into a wave while its strings stay straight. The instrument has divided the difference.

Specimen
No. 920
Kind
Impossible (the round square kind)
Breaks
Material
Where it doesn’t exist
A woodworker’s bench.
Nearest existing relative
A violin.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Objects

Also impossible, also breaking material