Field guide No. 196
Reserved for the moon
Best seat, no show.
A red velvet theatre seat stands alone in the grey dust of the moon, facing away from the Earth. The view is sold out.
Field noteTheatre seats can be shipped anywhere a rocket goes. Nobody has paid the freight.
Also possible, also breaking nothing
Strained starlightPunch holes in a dome and put a bulb inside. Kitchens have done this for decades without the brochure.
Please remain seatedCacti sit in pots on chairs all the time. Waiting rooms just rarely admit it.
Washed zebra stripes on terrazzoZebra hide exists, washers exist, terrazzo exists. The laundry ticket simply doesn’t.
Beavers build a red pencil damBeavers chew wood and pencils are wood. Nothing contradicts itself; it is just very sharp.