Field guide No. 035
Rain check
The rain can wait.
An upside-down red umbrella sails across turquoise water as a little boat, handle up for a mast.
Field noteAn inverted umbrella is a bowl, and bowls float. Steering is optional.
Also possible, also breaking category
Shopping cart on snail wheelsSnails as castors is a design choice, a poor one. Nothing about it contradicts itself.
Wrong side of the hemA needle trailing safety pins is the wrong tool for the job, not a contradiction.
Brass thrillsHorns are coiled tubing and so are coasters. One only needed seatbelts to become the other.
Spool ferryAnything that floats can ferry. Wood floats; the spool merely kept its thread.