Field guide No. 182
Late for nothing
Personal best, pending.
A tortoise plods along a red running track, trailing a long line of glassy copies of its shell around the bend behind it.
Field noteTortoises run tracks if bribed. Leaving glass copies of the shell behind is the physics problem.
Also possible, also breaking physics
Escaping grooves on plasterGrooves are just shaped vinyl; lifting off makes them loose shaped vinyl. Odd, consistent.
Light breakfastLogically sound. Clouds simply don’t toast, which is physics’ problem, not logic’s.
The library of rainJars hold water. Keeping it falling inside them is weather’s refusal, not logic’s.
Private weatherSmall sparks are allowed; static manages them daily. Inside a snail shell they are merely misplaced.