Field guide No. 311

Three koi swim through a sunlit herringbone floor, leaving ripples in the wood grain as they go. Mind your step.

Koi swimming through wood

The floor has a current.

Three koi swim through a sunlit herringbone floor, leaving ripples in the wood grain as they go. Mind your step.

Field noteA fish swims through liquid. A floor that is liquid for fish and solid for chairs is both.

Specimen
No. 311
Kind
Impossible (the round square kind)
Breaks
Material
Where it doesn’t exist
A sunny living room, parquet floor.
Nearest existing relative
A koi pond.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also impossible, also breaking material