Field guide No. 1560
False start
The ice is on fire, briefly
A frozen river winding across moorland with flames burning along its surface, the ice under them unmelted. Neither side is winning.
Field noteFlames on a frozen river should leave a hole, yet the ice under them stays unmelted.
Also possible, also breaking physics
The suspended creekTwo creeks, one floating over the other on a band of air. Nothing supports it, which is a complaint only.
Time fliesHourglasses are real and so are butterflies. Neither glows when poured.
Flame becomes waterFire and water usually end each other. Here one simply carries on as the other, halfway up the same spout.
Trumpet peels red paintA brass trumpet points toward a wall shedding red paint. The music has reached the decor.