Field guide No. 788

A dachshund stretches through a small opening in a blue wooden gate, with its front and back halves on opposite sides. The gate has made a generous exception.

Dachshund slips through the blue gate

A dog-sized shortcut.

A dachshund stretches through a small opening in a blue wooden gate, with its front and back halves on opposite sides. The gate has made a generous exception.

Field noteA long dog through a gate asks for flexible anatomy. The two sides still belong to one dog.

Specimen
No. 788
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
A blue garden gate beside a gravel path.
Nearest existing relative
A dachshund, and a wooden gate.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Surreal

Also possible, also breaking physics