Field guide No. 295
Beavers build a red pencil dam
Sharpened, then dammed.
Two beavers in a wet creek build their lodge from hundreds of red pencils, chewed to points. The dam holds; the stationery cupboard does not.
Field noteBeavers chew wood and pencils are wood. Nothing contradicts itself; it is just very sharp.
Also possible, also breaking nothing
Afternoon, somewhereA chair, some arches and a flooded floor. Architects have done stranger things on purpose.
Custard cathedralMoulded puddings in architectural shapes are an old banquet trick. Lighting one is the only liberty.
Please remain seatedCacti sit in pots on chairs all the time. Waiting rooms just rarely admit it.
Washed zebra stripes on terrazzoZebra hide exists, washers exist, terrazzo exists. The laundry ticket simply doesn’t.