Field guide No. 230

Wooden chess pawns climb down off the edge of a board on spindly root-like legs, onto dark green velvet. They were tired of only moving forward.

A small rebellion

The pawns have legs now.

Wooden chess pawns climb down off the edge of a board on spindly root-like legs, onto dark green velvet. They were tired of only moving forward.

Field noteWood with walking roots is biology overreaching. No rule of chess says pawns can’t leave.

Specimen
No. 230
Kind
Possible (the golden mountain kind)
Breaks
Physics
Where it doesn’t exist
Dark green velvet, just off the edge of the board.
Nearest existing relative
Wooden chess pawns.
Filed in Fresh slop as
Objects

Also possible, also breaking physics